I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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