Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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