doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Is it because I queefed?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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