Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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