accomplished twins. life is a go
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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