i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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