dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Nicole vs. Life
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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