So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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