K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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