Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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