Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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