weddingsv make me drug and hornr
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
well you can't waste a boner
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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