I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
