This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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