Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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