Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Randomize
