did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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