So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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