Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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