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Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day

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(817): View more from Texas

I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.

(682): View more from Texas

They're mostly guys

(817): View more from Texas

Early bird gets the worm.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.

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(858): View more from California

This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.

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(585): View more from New York

I think I swiped left on my soulmate

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(951): View more from California

I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?

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