I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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