I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Randomize