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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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