I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
