oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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