well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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