yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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