hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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