I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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