I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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