So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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