We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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