its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize