just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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