halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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