what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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