drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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