Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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