Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
