But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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