I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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