tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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