Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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