my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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