whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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