I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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