It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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