Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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