it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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