ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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