just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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