Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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