"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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