Got a toothbrush?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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