he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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