No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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