butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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