Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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