I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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