This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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