terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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