There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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There's always time for handjobs
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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