Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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