Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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